off the pitch

Off the pitch is not serious cricketing news. Its articles are not factual, nor are they ever fully thought through. The writer of these articles intends to be sarcastic and humorous but routinely fails in this attempt. Under no circumstance is he to be taken seriously, for doing so may result in physical or mental harm. Read these works at your own peril.

Spot fixing scandal rocks cricket
Match fixers have decided that it’s too much work to fix a whole game, so they now fix on a ball to ball basis instead. Is the whole cricketing world ...
Team India crash and burn in Lanka
India’s last chance to salvage their reputations and their pride goes to waste, but perhaps its best to forgive and forget.
"I´m very upset," says Sehwag
The rest of the Indian batting took the day off, leaving Sehwag all alone to ram through the Kiwis.
Sri Lanka trash school team
In a wholly one sided game, Sri Lanka demolished a lowly school team. Strangely, the school kids bore a striking resemblance to Team India.
Pakistan Senate targets PCB chairman for rude behavior
Senate demands Chief’s removal, not for bad performance, but for bad attitude. That seems fair.
"Traitor? I´m just a consultant," says Buchanan
Controversies peak as former Aussie head coach takes on consultancy duties for England, just weeks before the Ashes.
Sehwag, the saviour of Peter Ingram´s career
In an age where even club cricketers are professionals, an “amateur” Test cricketer is as scarce as an honest politician. Meet Peter Ingram.
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